Eureka!!!

One day, somewhere in a desert in Egypt, I was digging on a very hot dune, all the way to 5o degrees Celsius. searching for something, I was getting hot. But nothing gives me up in this desert. Even in screeching cold temperatures in the Antarctic. By sundown, heavily scorching for water, found this artifact, called the air force, and put a S.O.S. signal in the sand. By a few hours later, I went back home, took some rest and by the next day, went to my lab. What I found was this:

I scanned this artifact and I found that this artifact is a bowl from a religious place from ancient Egypt. This bowl is from a very wise, old pharaoh. from a very small village. It was used for giving people the bread from the religious people in a church every Sunday from permission from the king, bowing from a false idol from ancient Egypt. The pharaoh also used it for dinner, serving it for the gods of China. One day before he died, the pharaoh wrote this scripture, saying, "By now on, people must pass this bowl every generation to serve the false god to keep its world in peace. Once broken or destroyed, Earth is lost."

I stopped there, startled, and backed away from the bowl. I came back, placed it in a box, and wrote on top of the box in pen, "Keep this in peace." I carefully placed in the bottom the basement closet, locked the door, and dug the key so no one could find it. When the next person finds the bowl, BE WARNED!